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Dear Foxy Moron
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Why doesn't Minestrone go home?"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Dear Mr Foxy
ThanksOriginally posted by Drewster View PostWhy?, Why? Why?, Would anyone use a Sockpuppet?
I don't mean the actual Mr Sockpuppet I am sure he has his uses.Comment
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Because it's a soup. Take some time to consider that over reliance on pornography could be putting a strain on your relationship,Originally posted by Incognito View PostWhy doesn't Minestrone go home?Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostDear Mr Foxy
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Thanks . Take some time to consider that over reliance on pornography could be putting a strain on your relationship,Comment
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Dear Foxy,
As a relative newbie I'm a little confused by all the sockpuppets.
Are you just weird and like arguing with yourself, or is there some greater cause that I'm not aware of? Perhaps your view of heaven is similar to JWs; the more sockpuppets you have the better your place in heaven.
Love FSMOriginally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Look upon it as like a dog with two dicks, does he not get twice the satisfaction?Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostDear Foxy,
As a relative newbie I'm a little confused by all the sockpuppets.
Are you just weird and like arguing with yourself, or is there some greater cause that I'm not aware of? Perhaps your view of heaven is similar to JWs; the more sockpuppets you have the better your place in heaven.
Love FSM
Oh and, take some time to consider that over reliance on pornography could be putting a strain on your relationship.Comment
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Dear Mr FoxyOriginally posted by Foxy Moron View PostThanks . Take some time to consider that over reliance on pornography could be putting a strain on your relationship,
That didn't answer the question I asked but I think the advice might come in useful none the less.
If I do as you suggest could you tell me whe the raw seeping blisters might clear up?
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Dear Foxy
Are Sasguru and Tom Cruise one and the same? Why do both get given such a hard time for displaying their unswerving scientific beliefs? Why can't others admit that with his superior statistical and mathamatical skills he can present watertight opinions on any subject known to man?Comment
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This is true but at least Tom gets to shag Katy Holmes, and it is rumoured he can give her head while standing up.Comment
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