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Best iPhone app ever
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Excellent - on a par with the Bounceometer on the Shock Absorber website
Aren't Apple talking about pulling it?
(And the app, < snigger >)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
I belive that was the iBoobs app that got pulled, cos the app store people objected to the word boobsOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostExcellent - on a par with the Bounceometer on the Shock Absorber website
Aren't Apple talking about pulling it?
(And the app, < snigger >)
Essentially the same thing, but with the word boobs in it.
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Earned me some bad looks last night after I tested it with a photo of Mrs DaveB .
Me : I bet you I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them!
Her : What the hell are you on about?
Me : I bet you I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them.
Her : You're not going to be making anything jiggle if you don't start making sense.
Me : *shakes phone and shows it to Mrs DB*
Her : Oi you sod, give me that! *much enraged ranting that I didnt really listen to*
Me : *Laughs like a drain for a good 5 mins*
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So you're going to have to make do without the real thing for a while?Originally posted by DaveB View PostEarned me some bad looks last night after I tested it with a photo of Mrs DaveB .
Me : I bet you I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them!
Her : What the hell are you on about?
Me : I bet you I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them.
Her : You're not going to be making anything jiggle if you don't start making sense.
Me : *shakes phone and shows it to Mrs DB*
Her : Oi you sod, give me that! *much enraged ranting that I didnt really listen to*
Me : *Laughs like a drain for a good 5 mins*


Do they jiggle when the phone rings?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Yeah and if Mrs DB is who I think she is I bet you were laughing all the way to A&E!Originally posted by DaveB View PostEarned me some bad looks last night after I tested it with a photo of Mrs DaveB .
Me : I bet you I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them!
Her : What the hell are you on about?
Me : I bet you I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them.
Her : You're not going to be making anything jiggle if you don't start making sense.
Me : *shakes phone and shows it to Mrs DB*
Her : Oi you sod, give me that! *much enraged ranting that I didnt really listen to*
Me : *Laughs like a drain for a good 5 mins*

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Errrr....Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah and if Mrs DB is who I think she is I bet you were laughing all the way to A&E!
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It just HAD to be a Strine, dinnit?
That is excellent. I just hope the programmer makes enough to retire on. Or drink himself to death.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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