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UGC... That has got to be a record!!!

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    #21
    Am I gay ?

    OwlHoot
    Someone told me that gay guys tend to open their jeans entirely, and let them down slightly, just to take a leak, whereas straight people just undo the zip as you'd expect.
    Oh SH1T ! !

    I just went for a piss and did exactly that (except the bit about letting them down slightly) Does this mean I'm gay ?
    Last edited by Clownio; 30 September 2005, 12:50.
    I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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      #22
      Does that mean guys with zips are hetro'
      but guys with Levi 501's are gay?

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        #23
        Originally posted by steve'O
        Does that mean guys with zips are hetro'
        but guys with Levi 501's are gay?
        steve'o your picture looks gay.
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #24
          Originally posted by n5gooner
          steve'o your picture looks gay.
          Says the Arsenal fan...?
          Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
          You know you'll need us!

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            #25
            Who's picture looks like he's dropped his willy!

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              #26
              Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
              Says the Arsenal fan...?
              but I don't have a gay picture............... and I think from old posts I need not prove my sexuality.....
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #27
                Originally posted by n5gooner
                but I don't have a gay picture............... and I think from old posts I need not prove my sexuality.....
                That's the point... It always seems to be you confused types who feel you have to prove something... Who are you proving it to us or yourself?
                Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
                You know you'll need us!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
                  That's the point... It always seems to be you confused types who feel you have to prove something... Who are you proving it to us or yourself?
                  I have no need to prove anything, but the whole original question was how UGC proved if they had a founding member join them, so far I'm not sure we collectivly have come to a solution. JC any ideas? Could you ask Father?
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by n5gooner
                    I have no need to prove anything, but the whole original question was how UGC proved if they had a founding member join them, so far I'm not sure we collectivly have come to a solution. JC any ideas? Could you ask Father?
                    I don't think *He* condones this whole "Man Lying with Man" thing.

                    Me, I just turn the other cheek...
                    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
                    You know you'll need us!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
                      Me, I just turn the other cheek...
                      ......and fart in their general direction.....
                      SA says;
                      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                      (whatever these are)

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