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    #11
    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Hi! Oh, you weren't talking to me...
    She read my Sig, she was talking to me
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #12
      Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
      I might have been......
      In that case, you "should have gone to Specsavers"
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        She read my Sig, she was talking to me
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #14
          Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
          Hi handsome!
          Do women need chat-up lines?

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Do women need chat-up lines?
            Not if you have rohypnol.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #16
              Fallen over any branches lately? No? How about a root?
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Fallen over any branches lately? No? How about a root?
                I had to Google that! And funnily enough I found the explanation here
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  In that case, you "should have gone to Specsavers"
                  my current glasses are quite adequate thank you!
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                    my current glasses are quite adequate thank you!
                    beer goggles
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #20
                      I like every bone in your body … especially mine.

                      (I saw this being attempted by a very drunk student during my fresher’s week, I would swear the slap echoed across the room, shame really she was an absolute munter!)
                      "Wait, I still function!"

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