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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostI might have been......Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostShe read my Sig, she was talking to meWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo women need chat-up lines?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Fallen over any branches lately? No? How about a root?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIn that case, you "should have gone to Specsavers"It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postmy current glasses are quite adequate thank you!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I like every bone in your body … especially mine.
(I saw this being attempted by a very drunk student during my fresher’s week, I would swear the slap echoed across the room, shame really she was an absolute munter!)"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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