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You know your getting old when....

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    You know your getting old when....

    You're pleased with yourself for remembering your password first thing on a Monday morning.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    ...or find yourself drooling in the office at a young hot PA

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      #3
      You find computer kit you have worked on in the Science Musuem

      The IT assistant has never heard of Sean Connary

      The Guys on the Helpdesk have never head of Xenix, Vax or VMS.

      You discuss the merits of 'vi' with the guy at his retirement drink

      and this was only last week - oh well
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        #4
        When you realize that the English spoken by teens is akin to a foreign language, and you have to ask for a translation
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          And... you're excited by the Banana Splits coming back on TV, and the fact that you are dancing like your Dad at parties and retro sweets are back, Space Dust (give that to a dog, now that is funny!!), Sherbert Pips, Dib Dabs, Solent, need to get out more.... but Rubhard and Custard are back on Cable TV, umm now I'm old

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            #6
            You watch The Dark Knight and try to figure why the heck the Joker is alive since he was killed in the first film ..... and then you read in the newspaper that the Dark Knight is a new incarnation of Batman movies having nothing to do with the ones you watched 20 years ago.

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              #7
              An "all nighter" is not having to get up for a piss.

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                #8
                Originally posted by juststarting View Post
                You watch The Dark Knight and try to figure why the heck the Joker is alive since he was killed in the first film ..... and then you read in the newspaper that the Dark Knight is a new incarnation of Batman movies having nothing to do with the ones you watched 20 years ago.

                I had been quietly wondering about that.. cheers

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                  #9
                  ...when....errrrr...when you.....

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                    #10
                    When you realise that everyone posting on the same bulletin board as you is MUCH younger than you are
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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