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You know your getting old when....
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You know your getting old when....
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You find computer kit you have worked on in the Science Musuem
The IT assistant has never heard of Sean Connary
The Guys on the Helpdesk have never head of Xenix, Vax or VMS.
You discuss the merits of 'vi' with the guy at his retirement drink
and this was only last week - oh well
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When you realize that the English spoken by teens is akin to a foreign language, and you have to ask for a translation
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And... you're excited by the Banana Splits coming back on TV, and the fact that you are dancing like your Dad at parties and retro sweets are back, Space Dust (give that to a dog, now that is funny!!), Sherbert Pips, Dib Dabs, Solent, need to get out more.... but Rubhard and Custard are back on Cable TV, umm now I'm old
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You watch The Dark Knight and try to figure why the heck the Joker is alive since he was killed in the first film ..... and then you read in the newspaper that the Dark Knight is a new incarnation of Batman movies having nothing to do with the ones you watched 20 years ago.Comment
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Originally posted by juststarting View PostYou watch The Dark Knight and try to figure why the heck the Joker is alive since he was killed in the first film ..... and then you read in the newspaper that the Dark Knight is a new incarnation of Batman movies having nothing to do with the ones you watched 20 years ago.
I had been quietly wondering about that.. cheers
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When you realise that everyone posting on the same bulletin board as you is MUCH younger than you are
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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