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    #2
    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
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    Don't get caught would seem to be a common denominator.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      Don't get caught would seem to be a common denominator.
      And always take a spare pair of socks
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Oh I don't know, I had this one girlfriend........

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          #5
          Originally posted by foritisme View Post
          Oh I don't know, I had this one girlfriend........
          She ever meet Xeno. On the internet like?
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by foritisme View Post
            Oh I don't know, I had this one girlfriend........
            Just the one?

            <-----Manly sympathetic hug
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by foritisme View Post
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              On the client's time, if possible.
              If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

              Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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                #8
                Originally posted by Chantho View Post
                On the client's time, if possible.
                Why would you be w*anking on site, on your own time. That would be perverse ...
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by foritisme View Post
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                  What a disturbing picture you have painted. Am I not just thrilled now with the knowledge that indeed a small percentage of contractors invoice their client's for conducting in act that man has always best enjoyed on his own; away and tussle ma cheesy muscle.
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #10
                    I've often been called an overpaid w@'nker

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