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  • JamieMoles
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    Off site obviously - no point w@nking if the wife face ain't around to splash it on....

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
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    You just want to hear people's dirty stories to help you in your own seedy pleasure. Perve. Go buy the Sun instead.

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  • foritisme
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Why would you be w*anking on site, on your own time. That would be perverse ...

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  • LittlestHobbo
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    I've often been called an overpaid w@'nker

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
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    What a disturbing picture you have painted. Am I not just thrilled now with the knowledge that indeed a small percentage of contractors invoice their client's for conducting in act that man has always best enjoyed on his own; away and tussle ma cheesy muscle.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    On the client's time, if possible.
    Why would you be w*anking on site, on your own time. That would be perverse ...

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
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    On the client's time, if possible.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
    Oh I don't know, I had this one girlfriend........
    Just the one?

    <-----Manly sympathetic hug

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
    Oh I don't know, I had this one girlfriend........
    She ever meet Xeno. On the internet like?

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  • foritisme
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    Oh I don't know, I had this one girlfriend........

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Don't get caught would seem to be a common denominator.
    And always take a spare pair of socks

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
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    Don't get caught would seem to be a common denominator.

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  • foritisme
    started a topic Wa*king off site

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