The I Hate My Wife Thread

[RichardCranium]

She doesn't understand my mid-life crisis. My need to drive a silly sports car, stare at young wimmins cleavage constantly and to act like a teenager.

That's not a mid-life crisis, you fool.

That's normal.

[BrilloPad]

She doesn't understand my mid-life crisis. My need to drive a silly sports car, stare at young wimmins cleavage constantly and to act like a teenager.

I doubt many women will object to the silly sports car (if done infequently). Staring at other women is usual too (look but dont touch is a good rule).

But I am confused by "act like a teenager". Do you sulk in your room? Grunt when asked sensible questions? Have a pot noodle 5 times a day? I should think this would put any woman off.

[BrilloPad]

Lucy - you have been listening to BP for too long!!

Get my drift?

[muppet]

You'll never stop looking at young wimmins cleavage constantly.

It's not your fault, god made us that way!

Muppet