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The I Hate My Wife Thread

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    The I Hate My Wife Thread

    She doesn't understand my mid-life crisis. My need to drive a silly sports car, stare at young wimmins cleavage constantly and to act like a teenager.


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    She doesn't understand my mid-life crisis. My need to drive a silly sports car, stare at young wimmins cleavage constantly and to act like a teenager.

    She'll probably bin you and take half your dosh.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      She'll probably bin you and take half your dosh.

      HTH
      Lucy - you have been listening to BP for too long!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #4
        A divorce would cost me £400,000







        Worth every penny.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          A divorce would cost me £400,000







          Worth every penny.

          Close to what I am owed!

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            #6
            Does you B/F have a Tab?


            Prawn, god job your wife is from Zimbabwe
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Does you B/F have a Tab?
              Tab?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                Tab?
                If he owes you so much money
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  If he owes you so much money
                  Are you saying he pays me for sex and the like?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    Are you saying he pays me for sex and the like?
                    No I'm saying he hasn't paid
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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