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    #21
    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Lucy. Lucy. Think. What do you want to do? Not right now, tonight, or tomorrow morning, but in a longer term sense.
    I need to be single for a while that is all I know.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      Oh, thanks a lot babe.



      I can see myself having a little 'tuck' down there in the next 5 years.
      Couldn't help myself

      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      What's that? He's shagged 300 different women and still can't get it right?
      No - his bollocks problem
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #23
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        What's that? He's shagged 300 different women and still can't get it right?
        Not that many!
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          What's that? He's shagged 300 different women and still can't get it right?
          FFS 300?

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            #25
            It often ends when he starts dipping into their make-up bag
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #26
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              I need to be single for a while that is all I know.
              Lucy - just bin him off - sometimes, self preservation is the only thing that matters.

              You will be ok - it's tulip but you will be grand
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #27
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Not that many!
                I was exagerating!!! It spices the story up a bit!

                Come on mate, play to the audience!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  I was exagerating!!! It spices the story up a bit!

                  Come on mate, play to the audience!
                  Oops- sorry.

                  Yeah, yeah, 3,000!!
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #29
                    pah, serial monogomy is still monogomy and asking their name is tantamount to a relationship
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                      Oops- sorry.

                      Yeah, yeah, 3,000!!
                      Looking at pictures on the web doesnt count Xen, no matter how good it was for you
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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