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The I hate my life thread

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    #11
    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    And the downside?
    In-breeding.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      In-breeding.
      Well I won't be doing any of that.

      Boootiful!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        In-breeding.
        I can count on the six fingers of one hand how many cases of inbreeding there are.
        Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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          #14
          Didn't Queen victoria have 6 fingers? On one hand at least
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Didn't Queen victoria have 6 fingers? On one hand at least
            anne boleyn i think
            Originally posted by BolshieBastard
            You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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              #16
              Could be worse Lucy - you could have Xens problem.....

              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
                anne boleyn i think

                Ah, Henry was fond of the six knuckle shuffle
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  I have tried to end it a few times, now he wants to get married and I want to run away!
                  Lucy. Lucy. Think. What do you want to do? Not right now, tonight, or tomorrow morning, but in a longer term sense.

                  Think what you mean. Feel like you want to run away from it? That might be normal. Really don't want to do it? Think.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Could be worse Lucy - you could have Xens problem.....

                    Oh, thanks a lot babe.



                    I can see myself having a little 'tuck' down there in the next 5 years.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Could be worse Lucy - you could have Xens problem.....

                      What's that? He's shagged 300 different women and still can't get it right?

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