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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not that many!Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat's that? He's shagged 300 different women and still can't get it right?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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FFS 300?Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat's that? He's shagged 300 different women and still can't get it right?Comment
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It often ends when he starts dipping into their make-up bagThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Lucy - just bin him off - sometimes, self preservation is the only thing that matters.Originally posted by Lucy View PostI need to be single for a while that is all I know.
You will be ok - it's tulip but you will be grand
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I was exagerating!!! It spices the story up a bit!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostNot that many!
Come on mate, play to the audience!Comment
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Oops- sorry.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI was exagerating!!! It spices the story up a bit!
Come on mate, play to the audience!
Yeah, yeah, 3,000!!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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pah, serial monogomy is still monogomy and asking their name is tantamount to a relationshipThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Looking at pictures on the web doesnt count Xen, no matter how good it was for youOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostOops- sorry.
Yeah, yeah, 3,000!!
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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