The Official CUK Morris Dancing Thread

[BrilloPad]

Is the size of your bells important?

[The Lone Gunman]

Those of you who are circumcised need not apply.

















You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.



(apologies for any offence caused).

[HairyArsedBloke]

Let's dance...

[BrilloPad]

Those of you who are circumcised need not apply.

















You have to be a complete dick to be a Morris Dancer.



(apologies for any offence caused).

Do you prefer he BB thread? The idea of this thread is to get more posts than the BB one...

[NickFitz]

Smoking is compulsory before Morris Dancing

Thank goodness I have suppressed the desire to Morris Dance until now. But this thread is my coming out. What brand of fags should I buy?

You should roll your own - Golden Virginia is acceptable.

Also, you have to drink copious quantities of real ale, preferably from a pewter tankard that you take everywhere with you hanging from your belt.

[BrilloPad]

Let's dance...

<waves inflated pig’s bladder on end of stick at HAB>

[BrilloPad]

you have to drink copious quantities of real ale

Should be tough finding anyone round her to do that!!

[Xenophon]

lol



ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?

[Gonzo]

ferret - any chance of banning mimic muppets?

Hey, I have a real objection to that term being used as a form of abuse.

[Xenophon]

Hehe - sorry Gonzo.

You know what I mean of course.

Can't understand why some people go out of their way to be an ass because of a thread about a topic that relates to a TV programme that they don't enjoy...

Ah well, at least I won't resort to dressing up as Superman and going to hang out on a roof...