What does the panel think?
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Is sex with Lucy better than Chocolate?
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Is sex with Lucy better than Chocolate?
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhat does the panel think?
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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I don't like chocolate so I'm tempted chose Lucy. However her technique is so poor that she has turned her boyfriend off BJs, and that is not a risk I want to take.
Bring on the chocs.Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostI don't like chocolate so I'm tempted chose Lucy. However her technique is so poor that she has turned her boyfriend off BJs, and that is not a risk I want to take.
Bring on the chocs.
And, besides, you would have no chance - a man who wees on himself, indeed!Comment
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From Lucys understanding of what a man needs from sex (see other thread) I am guessing chocolate.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by Lucy View Posta man who wees on himself, indeed!
I ought to apply for a grant of some sort.Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostFrom Lucys understanding of what a man needs from sex (see other thread) I am guessing chocolate.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostSo tell us, TLG, what does a man expect from sex?
It would take too long to explain, it would be much easier to show you.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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