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Is sex with Lucy better than Chocolate?

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    Is sex with Lucy better than Chocolate?

    What does the panel think?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

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    #2
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    What does the panel think?
    Who has the knowledge of both to make a reasoned opinion?

    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        I don't like chocolate so I'm tempted chose Lucy. However her technique is so poor that she has turned her boyfriend off BJs, and that is not a risk I want to take.

        Bring on the chocs.

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          #5
          Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
          I don't like chocolate so I'm tempted chose Lucy. However her technique is so poor that she has turned her boyfriend off BJs, and that is not a risk I want to take.

          Bring on the chocs.
          It was nothing to do with me or my technique.

          And, besides, you would have no chance - a man who wees on himself, indeed!

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            #6
            From Lucys understanding of what a man needs from sex (see other thread) I am guessing chocolate.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              a man who wees on himself, indeed!
              I'm saving the planet by using less water.

              I ought to apply for a grant of some sort.

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                #8
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                From Lucys understanding of what a man needs from sex (see other thread) I am guessing chocolate.
                So tell us, TLG, what does a man expect from sex?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  So tell us, TLG, what does a man expect from sex?
                  It is not an expectation. Often I expect to be disappointed. Lots of women like you seem to think sex is easy for blokes which is why it is ultimately unfulfiling.

                  It would take too long to explain, it would be much easier to show you.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    What does the panel think?
                    Whose Lucy?

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