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    Striptease

    My GF has asked me to perform a striptease for her next weekeend. Does anyone know where on MSDN they explain how I do that ?

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    I'll show you how it's done.
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      #3
      Originally posted by 2uk View Post
      My GF has asked me to perform a striptease for her next weekeend. Does anyone know where on MSDN they explain how I do that ?
      First of all, install a pole in your living room....

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        #4
        2uk , you got a torrent client ? I will send you the installation file.
        Last edited by Likely; 21 April 2008, 17:52.

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          #5
          Originally posted by 2uk View Post
          My GF has asked me to perform a striptease for her next weekeend. Does anyone know where on MSDN they explain how I do that ?
          http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/lib...51(VS.85).aspx

          You might want display: none; although she may prefer display: run-in; in which case you'll need to install the IE8 Beta 1 first, although this is an early release and very flaky - so you probably won't see any change in her behaviour.

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            #6
            Tell her to wait, as after the success of the "Fit" thing, Nintendo are supposed to be releasing Wii Poledancing.
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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              First of all, install a pole in your living room....
              good luck, they're all moving back home
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