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    His name was guru

    He was a showgirl....

    #2
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    That's a bit too generous for him ... I would say that he probably looks like this cartoon (p.s. this can also be taken for your next avatar sg)

    http://uclick.fdgrid.com/cache/2971_...9b1b018f6a.gif
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post

      He indulged all the nutters in the world ...
      I like this lyric composition
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        No, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          No, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...
          Been talking to BP I see. My poor mate Kev
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            No, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...
            No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Francko View Post
              No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now
              Do you have a mask to cover your ugly face?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by Francko View Post
                No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now
                We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice?
                my ferret is your ferret

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                  #9
                  May I say how disappointed I was to see this thread moved to Light Relief so quickly.
                  Compared to the rest of the drivel in General and Lucy’s posts in particular, this thread had (hairy) legs and the makings of a classic

                  HTH
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    May I say how disappointed I was to see this thread moved to Light Relief so quickly.
                    Compared to the rest of the drivel in General and Lucy’s posts in particular, this thread had (hairy) legs and the makings of a classic

                    HTH
                    Yes dear.

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