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That's a bit too generous for him ... I would say that he probably looks like this cartoon (p.s. this can also be taken for your next avatar sg)Originally posted by Lucy View Post
http://uclick.fdgrid.com/cache/2971_...9b1b018f6a.gifI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light. -
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He indulged all the nutters in the world ...
I like this lyric compositionHard Brexit now!
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Been talking to BP I see. My poor mate KevOriginally posted by Lucy View PostNo, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...
Hard Brexit now!
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No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer nowOriginally posted by Lucy View PostNo, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Do you have a mask to cover your ugly face?Originally posted by Francko View PostNo, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer nowHard Brexit now!
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We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice?Originally posted by Francko View PostNo, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now
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May I say how disappointed I was to see this thread moved to Light Relief so quickly.
Compared to the rest of the drivel in General and Lucy’s posts in particular, this thread had (hairy) legs and the makings of a classic
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Yes dear.Originally posted by Troll View PostMay I say how disappointed I was to see this thread moved to Light Relief so quickly.
Compared to the rest of the drivel in General and Lucy’s posts in particular, this thread had (hairy) legs and the makings of a classic
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