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    Drivel outbreak hits General.

    The attempt to contain the drivel outbreak to tpd has failed, it has become apparent that infected carriers, had crossed the blockade line before containment was complete.
    The cuk government have now declared a Wildfire alert. CDC and WHO have been informed and appropriate action will be taken to contain the recent outbreak to General.
    Carriers may be identified by their vacant drooling appearance, this is not to be confused with the manic drooling appearance of the general populace of this area.
    All infected bodies, clothing, bedding, CV's and posts must be burnt to avoid further spread of the contagion.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

    #2
    Wot's drivel?

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Wot's drivel?
      wot you post

      HTH
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

            Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

            Etc.
            So can you arrange the nuking or not? What use is a giant alien lizard if he can't arrange nukings for you.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Diver View Post

              All infected bodies, clothing, bedding, CV's and posts must be burnt to avoid further spread of the contagion.
              Can I wait until i get home to burn my clothes, or do I have to do it in fromt of my office PC to get the full quarantine effect?
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                #8
                Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                Can I wait until i get home to burn my clothes, or do I have to do it in fromt of my office PC to get the full quarantine effect?
                You have to come to my house, I have a full decontamination procedure ready and waiting.

                Including the required injection
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  The attempt to contain the drivel outbreak to tpd has failed, it has become apparent that infected carriers, had crossed the blockade line before containment was complete.
                  The cuk government have now declared a Wildfire alert. CDC and WHO have been informed and appropriate action will be taken to contain the recent outbreak to General.
                  Carriers may be identified by their vacant drooling appearance, this is not to be confused with the manic drooling appearance of the general populace of this area.
                  All infected bodies, clothing, bedding, CV's and posts must be burnt to avoid further spread of the contagion.
                  about time posts in general did not count towards total?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    about time posts in general did not count towards total?
                    All posts are equal.

                    But some posts are more equal than others.
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