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In that case, those that are drivel should not be in General.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhy?
Some posts in general provide information on the economy etc. and are not just drivel.
General is meant to cover "General issues affecting and of interest to contractors." - haven't seen too much of that recently.
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about time posts in general did not count towards total?Originally posted by Diver View PostThe attempt to contain the drivel outbreak to tpd has failed, it has become apparent that infected carriers, had crossed the blockade line before containment was complete.
The cuk government have now declared a Wildfire alert. CDC and WHO have been informed and appropriate action will be taken to contain the recent outbreak to General.
Carriers may be identified by their vacant drooling appearance, this is not to be confused with the manic drooling appearance of the general populace of this area.
All infected bodies, clothing, bedding, CV's and posts must be burnt to avoid further spread of the contagion.
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You have to come to my house, I have a full decontamination procedure ready and waiting.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostCan I wait until i get home to burn my clothes, or do I have to do it in fromt of my office PC to get the full quarantine effect?
Including the required injection
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Can I wait until i get home to burn my clothes, or do I have to do it in fromt of my office PC to get the full quarantine effect?Originally posted by Diver View Post
All infected bodies, clothing, bedding, CV's and posts must be burnt to avoid further spread of the contagion.
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So can you arrange the nuking or not? What use is a giant alien lizard if he can't arrange nukings for you.Originally posted by zeitghostI've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Etc.
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
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