One-A-Day (NSFW)

[MarillionFan]

I take deep offence at the suggestion I would go near ASP.NET. Or drink piss from a can. And debating the merits or otherwise of one-a-day with you is hardly titillation is it.

But it is agreed that you are basically fiddling with yourself at the computer. You may find that computer equipment or mobile phones cease to work from such activity. Some may call you an onanist, others a cunning spelling of the word banker. At the end of the day we know what you are.....

[doodab]

But it is agreed that you are basically fiddling with yourself at the computer. You may find that computer equipment or mobile phones cease to work from such activity. Some may call you an onanist, others a cunning spelling of the word banker. At the end of the day we know what you are.....

Well, you may have assumed that's the case, but in fact I prefer to use my vivid imagination when I'm knocking one out.

BTW, you might want to change your avatar to something more appropriate.

http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/MaryWhitehouse.jpg

[Zippy]

Look chaps, there is bugger all chance of anyone cracking one off if you keep interrupting the images.
The social lives of millions of IT workers are in your hands. As it were ...

[doodab]

Look chaps, there is bugger all chance of anyone cracking one off if you keep interrupting the images.
The social lives of millions of IT workers are in your hands. As it were ...

Very brave of a woman to publicly admit to a bout of one handed clapping. I expect that'll tip most of them over the edge.

[MarillionFan]

Very brave of a woman to publicly admit to a bout of one handed clapping. I expect that'll tip most of them over the edge.

Dont think it's a simple as that. Number of fire extinguishers at her work have had to be replaced!!!

Whatever that means?

[Clippy]

Anyone got any preferences for themes / topics / search terms?

I'm starting to find the same pictures each time and I don't want to repeat too many.

Feel free to PM them if you don't want to publicly disclose them - I'll keep your secrets. Trust me.

Oriental?

[cojak]

And one for the Laydees...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/1202839922_2fce3fb007.jpg

[norrahe]

And one for the Laydees...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/1202839922_2fce3fb007.jpg

not my type

[MarillionFan]

And one for the Laydees...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/...2fce3fb007.jpg

Oi! Leave me out of it!

[cojak]

I thought you were put off by the big bully!