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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Had them both. They were tulip.Originally posted by TheFaQQerWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You can stick with "Cute Botty" for me thanks....Originally posted by TheFaQQerAnyone got any preferences for themes / topics / search terms
a little "Gentle Spanking" wouldn't go amiss...
Not so keen on "Dirty Slag"....
or "Old Slapper"
Oh Fu<k I need to get the hang of these PMs!!!!Comment
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Exactly! You always want something different to home.Originally posted by Drewster View PostYou can stick with "Cute Botty" for me thanks....
a little "Gentle Spanking" wouldn't go amiss...
Not so keen on "Dirty Slag"....
or "Old Slapper"
Oh Fu<k I need to get the hang of these PMs!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Pornographer.Originally posted by TheFaQQer
Do you feel it is acceptable to post pictures of naked women on a Contracting Portal!!!!!


What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oi! OI!!!!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPornographer.
Do you feel it is acceptable to post pictures of naked women on a Contracting Portal!!!!!



Dont ignore me. I'm ******* Brucie!!!!!!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHad them both. They were tulip.C'mon mate - you can't have it both ways!!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPornographer.
Do you feel it is acceptable to post pictures of naked women on a Contracting Portal!!!!!



If you don't like it - don't look....Comment
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**** it. I'm going to login to pornotube!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOi! OI!!!!
Dont ignore me. I'm ******* Brucie!!!!!!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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