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Why are Software developers like drug dealers?

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    Why are Software developers like drug dealers?

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    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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    Both call their clients 'users'?

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      #3
      If you start using your own software you're ****ed?
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Because its diffcult to find a good one ?

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          #5
          > "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial
          > version..."

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            #6
            > Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
            > "Stick" "SCSI"
            > "Rock" "RTFM"
            > "Wrap" "Packet"
            > "E" "C"
            > "Stash" "Cache"
            > "Drive-by" "CTRL ALT DEL"
            > "Hit (LSD)" "Hit (WWW)"
            > "Source" "Source-code"
            > "The Pigs" "Microsoft"

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              #7
              > Realise that there's tons Realise that there's tons
              > of cash in the 14- to of cash in the 14- to
              > 25-year-old market. 25-year-old market.

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                #8
                > Clients really like your Clients really like your
                > stuff when it works. stuff when it works.
                > When it doesn't work When it doesn't work
                > they want to kill you. they want to kill you.

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                  #9
                  > Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by the
                  > industry's producing industry's producing
                  > newer, more potent newer, more potent
                  > product. product.

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                    #10
                    > Often seen in the company Often seen in the company of
                    > of pimps, hustlers and marketing people, venture
                    > low-lifes. capitalists and fund managers.

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