Why are Software developers like drug dealers?

[BrilloPad]

> When things go wrong, a When things go wrong, a
> "fix" is just a phone call "fix" is just a phone call
> away, but may be expensive. away, but may be expensive.

[BrilloPad]

> A lot of people are getting A lot of people are getting
> rich while still teenagers. rich while still teenagers.

[BrilloPad]

> Product causes unhealthy DOOM, Quake, SimCity,
> addictions. Duke Nukem 3D...

[BrilloPad]

Do your job well and
you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who
depend on you.

Damn! DAMN!!!