- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
I made a permie cry...
Collapse
X
-
-
Yes girlies have them!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIs there a front ass as well?
I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)
Comment
-
Never heard it called that before.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostYes girlies have them!
I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)

Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".
I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.Comment
-
Well ass is another name for bottom, ergo....Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNever heard it called that before.
Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".
I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.
Why woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??Comment
-
I appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostWell ass is another name for bottom, ergo....
You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan BOriginally posted by Ardesco View PostWhy woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??Comment
-
Now that just sounds dirty, not at all like http://www.youperm.comOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.
You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan B
(Heh that even works, russian brides for permies!!!)
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Getting a mortgage when you're a contractor. The system wasn't built for you. Is that finally changing? Yesterday 06:11
- How deepfake AI contractors threaten umbrella company supply chains under JSL May 20 06:31
- Mileage rates review: Will the first AMAP rethink in 15 years benefit contractors? May 19 05:57
- What is a Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE), and are FDE jobs for IT contractors ripe? May 18 04:43
- IT contractor demand lunged towards growth in April 2026 May 13 04:48
- What does PGMOL’s win over HMRC mean for contractors? May 12 07:25
- Contractors eyeing mortgages ‘unrealistic about BoE’s 3.75% hold decision’ May 11 07:50
- The fake job problem is getting worse. Are contractors a particularly easy target? May 8 07:49
- Government policy on freelancing is stopping the contractor model from doing its thing May 7 08:12
- Contractors, can the new HMRC loan charge settlement opportunity reduce your bill? May 6 07:51

Comment