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Previously on "I made a permie cry..."

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.



    You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan B
    Now that just sounds dirty, not at all like http://www.youperm.com

    (Heh that even works, russian brides for permies!!!)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Well ass is another name for bottom, ergo....
    I appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.

    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Why woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??
    You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan B

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Never heard it called that before.

    Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".

    I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.
    Well ass is another name for bottom, ergo....

    Why woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Yes girlies have them!

    I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)

    Never heard it called that before.

    Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".

    I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Is there a front ass as well?
    Yes girlies have them!

    I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Yes - I've made people (women) cry on 5 occasions during my career,

    all 5 happened within a few years - I had quite a reputation for a while.
    More lubrication makes it easier.

    HTH.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Cailin Maith, she hated being in Ireland in the back ass of nowhere so she hopped on a plane and came to the big bad world known as England....
    Is there a front ass as well?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I know..... I think I like it far too much
    Mind the wrist.

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    no ? what is wrong with you today?
    We keep that sort of stuff behind closed doors

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Naughty Ted....
    no ? what is wrong with you today?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Cailin - Don't read below - I'm really nice!!






    Yes - I've made people (women) cry on 5 occasions during my career,

    all 5 happened within a few years - I had quite a reputation for a while.
    Naughty Ted....

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    you weren't a manager in Manchester 14 years ago? Was one of your victims a 17 year old girl?
    14 years ago I was a student.

    Although I did make a 17 yr old cry, and one was old enough to be my mother!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Cailin - Don't read below - I'm really nice!!






    Yes - I've made people (women) cry on 5 occasions during my career,

    all 5 happened within a few years - I had quite a reputation for a while.

    you weren't a manager in Manchester 14 years ago? Was one of your victims a 17 year old girl?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Notoriously inaccurate you mean
    - and over the head...

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If the permies were clever enough to understand my insults they would cry most days. But most of my insults are like scud missiles.
    Notoriously inaccurate you mean

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