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Yes girlies have them!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIs there a front ass as well?
I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)
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Never heard it called that before.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostYes girlies have them!
I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)

Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".
I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.Comment
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Well ass is another name for bottom, ergo....Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNever heard it called that before.
Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".
I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.
Why woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??Comment
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I appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostWell ass is another name for bottom, ergo....
You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan BOriginally posted by Ardesco View PostWhy woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??Comment
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Now that just sounds dirty, not at all like http://www.youperm.comOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.
You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan B
(Heh that even works, russian brides for permies!!!)
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