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    #31
    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Yes - I've made people (women) cry on 5 occasions during my career,

    all 5 happened within a few years - I had quite a reputation for a while.
    More lubrication makes it easier.

    HTH.
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      #32
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Is there a front ass as well?
      Yes girlies have them!

      I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)

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        #33
        Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
        Yes girlies have them!

        I'm sure you'll see one one day.... (probably be able to see one with a bit of googling if you don't want to wait...)

        Never heard it called that before.

        Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".

        I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.
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          #34
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Never heard it called that before.

          Naughty front bottom, yes, but never a "front ass".

          I've checked on youp*rn and there aren't any on there.
          Well ass is another name for bottom, ergo....

          Why woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??

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            #35
            Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
            Well ass is another name for bottom, ergo....
            I appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.

            Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
            Why woudl you check on youperm? Isn't that another permie whine forum??
            You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan B
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              #36
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              I appreciate that, but "front bottom" has some insinuation of innocence. "front ass" does not.



              You need http://www.permiescumuk.co.uk - Wilmslow's plan B
              Now that just sounds dirty, not at all like http://www.youperm.com

              (Heh that even works, russian brides for permies!!!)

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