Urban phenomenon

[roger rabbit]

So far this year, scores on the doors, floors, carpets, chairs, under the bed and everywhere else possible in my gaff is

our cat - 2
2 huge wood pigeons (or at least bits thereof) - 0

It seems impossible to me that the cat could get the birds through the cat flap before beheading, disembowelling etc them.

[xoggoth]

Oh for heaven sake a C ock fight - it's a male chicken. Can't somebody do something with that sweary thing??

[fiddleabout]

Re: Sweary thing

Agreed it's a complete piece of tulipe.

Absolutely pointless too - everybody just substitutes or transposes letters so the intended message still gets through.