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    Team Assistant Update

    we have messaging each other this morning and the team assistant has requested that i 'go down' on her in the toilets tommorow morning, as its her birthday...



    FW

    #2
    Hope she wipes first ...

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      #3
      Nice to see you picked a classy bird, Willy...
      :rollin :rollin :rollin

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        #4
        FW, Is she a big fat sweaty heffer by any chance?

        mmmm thrush, washed down with a Sprite


        I've got images of Gareth from the office, being driven home in a motorbike sidecar

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          #5
          We have a large notice in our bogs warning that there have been reports of the facilities being misused and that they are being regularly monitored.

          I assumed that this referred to either a steamy session in one of the traps or some DIYactivity - it turns out that somebody had passed judgement on the company by doing a dump on the floor (twice).

          Enjoy your teabreak

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            #6
            If that do that in their own bogs, what the hell do they do to the cars they make?

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              #7
              Well FW - did you? The assembled crowd needs to know...:x

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                #8
                I opted for the more civilised approach.

                I'm takin here to the pictures tommorow night.

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                  #9
                  hopefully you booked 3 seats?:lol

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                    #10
                    Stick a finger up her on behalf of us CUK regulars.

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