Team Assistant Update

" it turns out that somebody had passed judgement on the company by doing a dump on the floor (twice)."

I remember some kid doingthat when I was in infants school. Could it be the same person d'you think?

Can we see the job description for the team assistant. To keep morale high, all teams should have team assistants similar to FW's especially my team. FW's now looks forward to coming to work, (or should that be 'at work').

I have heard that the finest team assistants come from Russia, could you confirm that RR.

or a bottle of sprite...

Stick a finger up her on behalf of us CUK regulars.

hopefully you booked 3 seats?:lol

I opted for the more civilised approach.

I'm takin here to the pictures tommorow night.

Well FW - did you? The assembled crowd needs to know...:x

If that do that in their own bogs, what the hell do they do to the cars they make?

We have a large notice in our bogs warning that there have been reports of the facilities being misused and that they are being regularly monitored.

I assumed that this referred to either a steamy session in one of the traps or some DIYactivity - it turns out that somebody had passed judgement on the company by doing a dump on the floor (twice).

Enjoy your teabreak

FW, Is she a big fat sweaty heffer by any chance?

mmmm thrush, washed down with a Sprite


I've got images of Gareth from the office, being driven home in a motorbike sidecar

Nice to see you picked a classy bird, Willy...
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Hope she wipes first ...

we have messaging each other this morning and the team assistant has requested that i 'go down' on her in the toilets tommorow morning, as its her birthday...



FW