I'm the hardest in this forum

**snaw** · 4 August 2004, 14:53

Ooer missus,

Keep yer phone sex chat up lines to yerself ya big bufty boy

**Rhino** · 4 August 2004, 14:54

May be true in certain circumstances or should I say cottages :lol

**dundeegeorge** · 4 August 2004, 15:22

Hull, hull! You soft southern tulipe!

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**Alf W** · 4 August 2004, 15:26

Re: Hull, hull! You soft southern tulipe!

Err how many times have the Scots had their @rses kicked by the English?

**dundeegeorge** · 4 August 2004, 15:31

I don't know, would you care to enlighten us?

And anyway I don't think you're allowed to be boastful or arrogant. everyone knows that the 'English' don't really exist and that their culture is based on the exploitation of the weak and is shameful and therefore must be denied.
Perhaps you could rephrase that to how many times have scotland had their arse kicked by an imperialist aggressor with warlike rapacious intentions.
But who's counting?

**shaunbhoy** · 4 August 2004, 15:31

Re: Hull, hull! You soft southern tulipe!

You tell us then Alf. I think you will find that the facts are a sight less rosey than your rather fanciful imagination though.

**Greyish Owl** · 4 August 2004, 16:03

Re: Hull, hull! You soft southern tulipe!

my m8 Northern bob used to go to Hull to play head-butt with his mates. This consisted of head butting "Rozzers, capture waginz" and counting the lumps on your head after the "rozzers" had finished "biffing" you with their truncheons. The winner obviously had the most lumps. The problem was thats bobs head was like granite and "lumping" it was very difficult so he couldnt win. we cheated it for him one time when he got me to "biff" him senseless with an iron bar before the game started and he won!, oh how we laughed.

The winner got a pint of Ale, which is something to win in Hull.

**Alf W** · 4 August 2004, 16:44

Re: Hull, hull! You soft southern tulipe!

With apologies to any other Scots out there. Just wanted to see how our Dundee friend liked it when the intolerance was incoming - obviously he didn't.

At that point I didn't know he was going to bottle it and delete all his posts.

**dundeegeorge** · 4 August 2004, 23:22

Re: Hull, hull! You soft southern tulipe!

Intolerant? I assumed that since this was in light relief we were supposed to be playful, but obviously I was stung by the ferocity of your verbal savaging and lashed out. Or not.

Apologies to any other f*ckwitts out there. I was only trying to wind up AlfW.

You will see that I have added a post explaining why I deleted the previous postings on the 'thread that dare not speak it's name'. But please note AlfW, the apologies do not apply to you. It was always my intention to deliberately offend you. You are surely aware that this BB exists only for you to display your devastating wit and mastery of repartee and I'm afraid that being a mere mortal I became jealous of your god-like talents in this respect.
Or not.

(Oh please please let him take this seriously)

I'm the hardest in this forum