Did you hear about the tight-fisted miser who decided to commit suicide? She broke into her next-door neighbour's house and gassed herself.
First man: The wife had her credit card stolen four weeks ago.
Second man: Have you reported it to the police?
First man: No way, the thief is spending less than she does!
First man: The wife had her credit card stolen four weeks ago.
Second man: Have you reported it to the police?
First man: No way, the thief is spending less than she does!
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