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Guest replied

17 August 2004, 19:04
Why do Glaswegians have thin tadgers?
Because they're tight-fisted @#%$.
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Guest started a topic Couple

17 August 2004, 08:40
Couple

Did you hear about the tight-fisted miser who decided to commit suicide? She broke into her next-door neighbour's house and gassed herself.

First man: The wife had her credit card stolen four weeks ago.
Second man: Have you reported it to the police?
First man: No way, the thief is spending less than she does!
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