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    Shoe Laces

    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
    Use sandals...

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      #3
      The hair of a virgin

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
        The hair of a virgin
        And where am I supposed to find one of those?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          I have servants to create a bed of rose petals everywhere I walk so have no need for shoes.

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          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            And where am I supposed to find one of those?

            Virgin Megastore

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
              Take the laces out of a pair of old shoes, and tie a double knot. The shoes can then be used as slip-ons for the indefinite future, without needing to tie laces ever again.

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                And where am I supposed to find one of those?
                Majestic Towers
                Birmingham
                West Midlands
                UK

                Well no one said it had to be a female.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
                  Er..yeah go and buy some.
                  That boy go raaaaaaa
                  Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
                    Cut a length off the string holding your trousers up and use that.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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