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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Majestic Towers
    Birmingham
    West Midlands
    UK

    Well no one said it had to be a female.

    True

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  • Diver
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    Found another pair of shoes in a skip Sas

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
    Cut a length off the string holding your trousers up and use that.

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  • El_Diablo
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    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
    Er..yeah go and buy some.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And where am I supposed to find one of those?
    Majestic Towers
    Birmingham
    West Midlands
    UK

    Well no one said it had to be a female.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
    Take the laces out of a pair of old shoes, and tie a double knot. The shoes can then be used as slip-ons for the indefinite future, without needing to tie laces ever again.

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  • Bumfluff
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And where am I supposed to find one of those?

    Virgin Megastore

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  • DiscoStu
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    I have servants to create a bed of rose petals everywhere I walk so have no need for shoes.

    Threaded

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    The hair of a virgin
    And where am I supposed to find one of those?

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  • Bumfluff
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    The hair of a virgin

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...
    Use sandals...

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  • sasguru
    started a topic Shoe Laces

    Shoe Laces

    I need some shoe laces for some shoes. Anyone got any ideas ...

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