Qualities of a female

[BrilloPad]

a pulse?

[sli_gryn]

a pulse?

or to put it another way, 'hole and a heart beat' ?

[oracleslave]

or to put it another way, 'hole and a heart beat' ?

You 2 must be mingers.

[BrilloPad]

You 2 must be mingers.

I dont even think a pulse is absolutely necessary.

[daviejones]

I dont even think a pulse is absolutely necessary.

She must at least be warm...

[Pondlife]

Who'd have thought that this one would end in LR

[daviejones]

Although it helps if you don't have to dig her up first...

[TheFaQQer]

This should have been a multi-select poll, really - I've had to make it "the most important quality" rather than just "qualities".

[The Lone Gunman]

I've found the perfect woman,
I could not ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed and owns a liquor store.

[TimberWolf]

This should have been a multi-select poll, really - I've had to make it "the most important quality" rather than just "qualities".

I would have done if the multi-select polls could be limited to a preset maximum number of choices (two say). But as it is the temptation would be there to click on many (or most) of the good options, which may have obscured the order of choices and usefulness of the result. Instead I said the other attributes would be regarded as average. Did you chose personality, and then want for boobs?