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[BrowneIssue]

VIRGIN TRAINS' RESPONSE TO WEB USER MAGAZINE ABOUT PROBLEMS BOOKING ONLINE

"Moving forwards, we at Virgin Trains are looking to take ownership of the flow in question to apply our pricing structure, thus resulting in this journey search appearing in the new category-matrix format. The pricing of this particular flow is an issue going back to 1996 and it is not something that we can change until 2008 at the earliest. I hope this makes the situation clear."

The Beeb is requesting translations at here.

I thought that, given the cliqueness poll linguistic confusionment and counterpointing encurrently happenstancing with an elsewhereness, some here may be sufficiently gibberish-lingual to play too.

[PRC1964]

"Moving forwards, we at Virgin Trains are looking to take ownership of the flow in question to apply our pricing structure, thus resulting in this journey search appearing in the new category-matrix format. The pricing of this particular flow is an issue going back to 1996 and it is not something that we can change until 2008 at the earliest. I hope this makes the situation clear."

Translation: Feck off we've got your money and we don't care.

[mailric]

VIRGIN TRAINS' RESPONSE TO WEB USER MAGAZINE ABOUT PROBLEMS BOOKING ONLINE

"Moving forwards, we at Virgin Trains are looking to take ownership of the flow in question to apply our pricing structure, thus resulting in this journey search appearing in the new category-matrix format. The pricing of this particular flow is an issue going back to 1996 and it is not something that we can change until 2008 at the earliest. I hope this makes the situation clear."

The Beeb is requesting translations at here.

I thought that, given the cliqueness poll linguistic confusionment and counterpointing encurrently happenstancing with an elsewhereness, some here may be sufficiently gibberish-lingual to play too.

I'm no expert but it roughly translates to... "its not our fault"