Piles

[ooermissesnodont]

I've got piles, Anyone suggest a natural remedy?

ooohh t

[fiddleabout]

Ask HHH to poke 'em back in for you

[sunnysan]

stop smoking
stop drinking
dont eat red meat
get loads of exercise

[jamiemoles]

Pair of scissors.

[Rhino]

Some exercise can actually cause piles.

You aren't pregnant are you ?

[ooermissesnodont]

No I'm on the BLOB at the moment.

[Pinto]

Piles

Oil of Cloves?

[EddieC]

Mornington Crescent!


Oh bugger. Wrong thread.

[fiddleabout]

> Oil of Cloves?

Oh yeah Arkwright - if you have some left over after your dental problems and get a bit of bother with the farmers sometime they're good for that too - use liberally.

[xoggoth]

Stop sticking enormous things up it in pursuit of pleasure. The odd armchair is enough for anyone, the settee is really asking for trouble.