Piles

If anyone says " injection sclerotherapy" to you.

RUN.

RUN VERY FAST.

RUN VERY FAR AWAY.

It may be a very small and inoccous looking needle, It contains molten lava and concentrated sulphuric acid at 1,000,000 degress celsius.

At least that is what it feels like.

I would have killed the little bastard with my bare hands if I wasn't too busy using them trying to claw my way through the ceiling.

Piles

Light Reflef

Is this the Moderators way of easing the discomfort !:rollin

Stop sticking enormous things up it in pursuit of pleasure. The odd armchair is enough for anyone, the settee is really asking for trouble.

> Oil of Cloves?

Oh yeah Arkwright - if you have some left over after your dental problems and get a bit of bother with the farmers sometime they're good for that too - use liberally.

Mornington Crescent!


Oh bugger. Wrong thread.

Piles

Oil of Cloves?

No I'm on the BLOB at the moment.

Some exercise can actually cause piles.

You aren't pregnant are you ?

Pair of scissors.

stop smoking
stop drinking
dont eat red meat
get loads of exercise

Ask HHH to poke 'em back in for you

I've got piles, Anyone suggest a natural remedy?

ooohh t