Show me your arse goddamit

[TimberWolf]

A girl in the bakery shop in town gave me the glad-eye last week. Looks a stunner, but being my ever-reserved self I bottled it. Passed the shop again yesterday to see if I might casually check out her arse and generally gather more information about her genetics, but to no avail. All I got were more come-on signals. No way girl, not without knowing whether you are a latent porker, pretty face or not. Why can’t women be more superficial, do they not understand how men work? Maybe it’s just me. In fact I suspect the latter. Show me your arse girl and be done with it.

[thunderlizard]

You went out on the pull to Gregg's and you're wondering whether she's the porker?

Beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the sausage roll that is in thine own eye etc.

[Diver]

You are a shallow man. and should be ashamed of yourself

(Psst. Take a look at her mother first )

[mailric]

man, its free pasties. take one for the cause.

[xoggoth]

Shallowness is a characteristic one should be proud of. Shallowness is real. All else is fantasy. What else could possibly be more imporatant than a woman's arse?

PS And meanness. Meanness is the greatest gift a man can have.
PPS Followed by lack of hygeine. Cleanliness is a sign of moral turpitude.

[Diver]

man, its free pasties. take one for the cause.

[wobbegong]

Mmmmm.....pasties.......NSFW

The legendary FG!! Good to see you back, and the standards of "submissions" still as good as ever.

[xoggoth]

Indeed, just a click removed from the good ol FG of yesteryear.

[Diver]

Indeed, just a click removed from the good ol FG of yesteryear.

Or a ban

Don't let them goad you on FG

[Diver]

Don't worry, Diver, I know where to draw the line......

You are disturbed. very disturbed