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Blonde and the lotto

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    Blonde and the lotto

    A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone
    bust
    and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she
    decides to ask God for help.

    She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and
    if
    I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please
    let
    me win the lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

    She again prays... God!!, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
    business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto
    night
    comes and she still has no luck.

    Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
    lost my
    business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't
    often
    ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
    PLEASE
    let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in
    order.

    "Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
    The
    blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...


    "Sweetheart, work with Me on this........ Buy a ticket."

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