A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone
bust
and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she
decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and
if
I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please
let
me win the lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... God!!, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto
night
comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
lost my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't
often
ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEASE
let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in
order.
"Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The
blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this........ Buy a ticket."
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