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          #24
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          x marks the spot
          Is there treasure there?
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #25
            The Chair has gone - come home to TPD
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              #26
              Friday afternoon / evening, I think.
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                #27
                Very droll.
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                  #28
                  A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients
                  behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his
                  bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not
                  unlike a Kenworth...VRROOOOM,VRRROOOOMM,....SCREEEECH...... .

                  "What are you doing?" enquires the doctor.

                  "I'm taking this road train down to Barcelona," replies the ex-trucker.

                  Somewhat taken aback but not to be put off the doctor moves on to the
                  next bed where he can see some very energetic activity going on underneath
                  the covers. On pulling them back he finds a man totally naked face down
                  into the mattress.

                  "And what are you doing?" asks the doctor, a little perplexed.

                  "Well," pants the man, "While he's in Barcelona I'm f*****g his wife."

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                    #29
                    A patient suffering from insomnia was told by her doctor to be sure
                    that she never went to bed on an empty stomach, but always had something to
                    eat first.

                    "But, once you told me never to eat before going to bed," replied the
                    puzzled patient."

                    "That was last year," her doctor reassured her, "Medicine has made
                    enormous advances since then."

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                      #30
                      Why do doctors spank new-borns?
                      So the balls fall off the dumb ones!

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