Reply to: Test Please Delete 2

[BrilloPad]

Why do doctors spank new-borns?
So the balls fall off the dumb ones!

[BrilloPad]

A patient suffering from insomnia was told by her doctor to be sure
that she never went to bed on an empty stomach, but always had something to
eat first.

"But, once you told me never to eat before going to bed," replied the
puzzled patient."

"That was last year," her doctor reassured her, "Medicine has made
enormous advances since then."

[BrilloPad]

A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients
behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his
bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not
unlike a Kenworth...VRROOOOM,VRRROOOOMM,....SCREEEECH...... .

"What are you doing?" enquires the doctor.

"I'm taking this road train down to Barcelona," replies the ex-trucker.

Somewhat taken aback but not to be put off the doctor moves on to the
next bed where he can see some very energetic activity going on underneath
the covers. On pulling them back he finds a man totally naked face down
into the mattress.

"And what are you doing?" asks the doctor, a little perplexed.

"Well," pants the man, "While he's in Barcelona I'm f*****g his wife."

[TheFaQQer]

Very droll.

[TheFaQQer]

Friday afternoon / evening, I think.

[TheFaQQer]

The Chair has gone - come home to TPD

[Troll]

x marks the spot

Is there treasure there?

[ElectricChair]

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[ElectricChair]

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[ElectricChair]

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[Clippy]

Dear oh dear.

Three pages that rightfully belong here:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...lete-2657.html

[To BI or not to BI?]

27. I am back. Let's go and play in the Test Please Delete 3 thread

[ElectricChair]

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that bit

[TheFaQQer]

Which part of "No counting" did you not understand?

Come home, Zeity.

[ElectricChair]

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