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Is there treasure there?Originally posted by zeitghostx marks the spotHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients
behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his
bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not
unlike a Kenworth...VRROOOOM,VRRROOOOMM,....SCREEEECH...... .
"What are you doing?" enquires the doctor.
"I'm taking this road train down to Barcelona," replies the ex-trucker.
Somewhat taken aback but not to be put off the doctor moves on to the
next bed where he can see some very energetic activity going on underneath
the covers. On pulling them back he finds a man totally naked face down
into the mattress.
"And what are you doing?" asks the doctor, a little perplexed.
"Well," pants the man, "While he's in Barcelona I'm f*****g his wife."Comment
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A patient suffering from insomnia was told by her doctor to be sure
that she never went to bed on an empty stomach, but always had something to
eat first.
"But, once you told me never to eat before going to bed," replied the
puzzled patient."
"That was last year," her doctor reassured her, "Medicine has made
enormous advances since then."Comment
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