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You have to earn your stripes Mekon. I am not scared of a freak in jar and personally, being a ferret, I would love to see the bunny killed in any way possible. Can I have the lungs and kidneys once you are done please?my ferret is your ferretComment
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How's the Christmas party in there, then?Originally posted by Mekon View PostIt's like being trapped in a voidCarpe Pactum
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Which, in a void, it's not much of a problemOriginally posted by zeitghostOr are the Daleks all pissed up and legless....
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Mekon's all over the place, the drink went straight to his head.Originally posted by zeitghostOr are the Daleks all pissed up and legless....
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