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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a thaaaang
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can
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I've been through the hard times, of searchin' soul
You know it's been a hard climb, from rock'n'roll
Now I feel a need in me, so har-ard to explai-ai-ai-ain
Now I've seen the joy of light and I wanna remai-ai-ain
bored now
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Standin' on the outside, lookin' in
You know it's been a long time, I don't know where to begin
So much I wanna say-ay, so much I wanna do-oo
Friends are tellin' me, it's time that you broke through
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Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside for ever
Never seeing Dan again
No avatar's not clever
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No, I'm Spartacus.Originally posted by zeitghostSo how long was the delay?
And I'm Spartacus.
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Mekon's all over the place, the drink went straight to his head.Originally posted by zeitghostOr are the Daleks all pissed up and legless....
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Which, in a void, it's not much of a problemOriginally posted by zeitghostOr are the Daleks all pissed up and legless....
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How's the Christmas party in there, then?Originally posted by Mekon View PostIt's like being trapped in a void
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It's not like you don't know my 'other' ID (spartacus) and am a trusted member of the community
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dum de dum de dum dum........timing the delay between posting and apprearing in thread
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You have to earn your stripes Mekon. I am not scared of a freak in jar and personally, being a ferret, I would love to see the bunny killed in any way possible. Can I have the lungs and kidneys once you are done please?
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