Getting a Nose Job.

[2uk]

I’ve decided to take the plunge and cut my nose in half next year. With prices between 1200 pounds and 4000 pounds – it is almost seems like getting a haircut

I was told though , that if I see the way the procedure is performed I will forget about it. But hey am I not braver than an average mindless blond chick ??!


My reasons for doing it:

Improved FFFF Chances.
Well … reason one mainly …

So….

Anyone done it ?
Why shouldn’t I do it ?

[Troll]

What's wrong with the one you've got?

Too
Faginesque?
Bent?
Small
Big?
pimply?


vanity... aint it great.... although if I did (which I don't) or say a friend had moobs or a big gut...then I ...I mean he might consider it

[2uk]

The bottom line is , a nose job will allow me more effortlessly get cute chicks , allowing me to focus on my consulting career. It is all in the name of consulting you know … I am not doing this for myself ..

[Gonzo]

The bottom line is , a nose job will allow me more effortlessly get cute chicks , allowing me to focus on my consulting career. It is all in the name of consulting you know …

Perfect reasoning for putting it through the company as a business expense then

[SallyAnne]

You should head over to the US to get it done - in today's climate you'd save a fortune.

There's such a stigma attached to plastic surgery, still! I dont blame anyone for wanting to change their exterior - after all, it's not really that different to loosing weight, dying your hair, buying designer clothes, etc.

Go for it lad.

Obviously, remember that the lasses you are attracting are the wrong sort like...blah blah blah.

[FiveTimes]

If you wear glasses be careful not to have too much of your nose taken off.... otherwise they might not fight properly

HTH

[Swiss Tony]

Visit local rough boozer.

Call the bouncers mum the village bike.

Relax while bouncer rearranges your nose.

Trip to A&E and have nose set to what you want for free……

For everything else there is CUK

[xoggoth]

Needless to say I am perfect (apart from the Alistair Darling eyebrows) and quite incredibly handsome. I have to be very careful when I go out lest I should get something slipped in my drink and wake up in a bath of ice water with my face stolen to order for some billionaire by an international body parts gang.

[TheFaQQer]

You should head over to the US to get it done - in today's climate you'd save a fortune.

There's such a stigma attached to plastic surgery, still! I dont blame anyone for wanting to change their exterior - after all, it's not really that different to loosing weight, dying your hair, buying designer clothes, etc.

Go for it lad.

Obviously, remember that the lasses you are attracting are the wrong sort like...blah blah blah.

losing

[Jog On]

Needless to say I am perfect (apart from the Alistair Darling eyebrows) and quite incredibly handsome. I have to be very careful when I go out lest I should get something slipped in my drink and wake up in a bath of ice water with my face stolen to order for some billionaire by an international body parts gang.

You mean people actually do that??