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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

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    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

    THINGS TO DO IN AN AIRPORT WAITING LOUNGE - No. 25

    * Grow a beard

    * Learn to walk on your elbows

    * Grow another beard

    * Raise a family with one of the cleaning staff.

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    BSE - A top scientist spells it out.

    I'm asked a lot these days what
    effect Mad Cow disease (BSE)
    will have on the population.
    Well it's as simple as this.
    If you eat in McDonalds more
    than twice a week, within six
    months you'll end up with the
    mental agility of their counter
    staff. All clear now?

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    Is Little Red Riding Hood a Russian contraceptive?

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    Having attacked the postman and successfully wrestled the postbag from
    his grip. Rover now copes with the realisation that he is unable to
    read or cash cheques.

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    That Black Beauty's a bit of a dark horse.

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